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Speed Dating? too slow. Don't wait, propose today.

I'm 7-foot-5 and looking for love. You likey the love? Tall guys have it going on. you know what I'm saying? oh yeah! I'm also pierced, and I don't mean in the ear.

I'm definitely a classic romantic. I like a candlelight dinner, some quiet background music, and a couple hits of ether. I prefer a woman that has insurance and a car would be great as I need to make the occassional trip to Mexico to pick up "souvenirs".

Hey, wassup. I aint too sure what this is about but I'm up for talking to chicks from all over the world. Let's hook up.. peace.

Hi there ladies, pick me. I'm itchin' to start a new life in an exciting place. I got bought by some lady in London, but she didn't like me, so I'm back. I like mini golf, stock cars, video games. and long walks on the beach. but there aint any beaches around here.

My name is Daryl. I am 17, but will be turning 18 in September. I figure by the time we get to know each other I will be legal tender and we can marry. My parents are kicking me out after December and I'd like to meet a woman with a lot of money so we can have fun. I like women between 18-45, but would consider older if we don't have to touch a lot.

I'm looking for a girl named "Julie".. it's just easier that way. I got this "Julie" tattoo last year, and would prefer to not deal with it. or if you want to change your name that's cool.

I am a bit of a paradox. I am a very laid-back man who is also an insatiable adrenaline junkie. I live for the moment. work hard, play hard, and can then chill with the best of 'em. As a 23 year old balding man I'm in a hurry to find love.

I'm lonely, how about you? I live in a crappy basement apartment and I'm hoping to go somewhere warm and sunny. If you have money and you aren't in Canada please email me.

It's actually quite ridiculous that I'm here. I do extremely well for myself - meeting ladies everywhere I go. Since I don't really need this, you might not hear back from me, but I do appreciate all your notes.

(Translated from Spanish) Those who find ugly meanings in beautiful things are corrupt without being charming. This is a fault. Those who find beautiful meanings in beautiful things are the cultivated. For these there is hope.

Ladies, serving your needs is my game. Actually rugby is my game. Seeking.. a lady. I like the more natural look, somewhat earthy, but one that cleans up real well. I seem to be attracted to tall women with dark hair, smallish head, elongated torso, with natural finger nails (NO PAINTED HUSSIES. ).

It aint official or nuthin but the ladies used to call me Dr Love. After a string of bad luck, I'm looking a get me a good woman who's got some dough.

I am looking for someone who can hold my attention, keep up with me, and who knows how to dress a wound. I am attracted to a girl with a job and a car. preferably a Camarro. I like to meet big american girl.

Ever drank paint thinner? Don't! trust me its a bad idea. I'm a fun lovin' guy who knows a few magic tricks.

Ich liebe frau. Ich liebe bier. Ich liebe brezeln. Ich liebe, liede beim trinken des bieres zu singen den frauen und essen der brezeln.

I deal in reality. and the reality is that I'm ready for love. I can chop lots of wood and can even climb a greased pole. I keep in shape by chasing chickens around my back yard. I keep my self clean and take baths weekly.

Ladies, I have a lot of love to give. I will be starting a new life shortly and want you to be part of it. I am very romantic and in very good condition. but I won't be available for about 18 months, but I'm happy to write letters. I'm up for parole next month, so I'm hoping to be available sooner.

You know what I mean by rocks my world, it's when laying next to one another on a Caribbean beach, staring just past your feet, at the edge of the blue sea, without the need for a single word, as no words could possibly describe how you feel. THIS DESCRIPTION IS NOTHING MORE THAN A PRETTY PICTURE WITHOUT YOU.

Ladies, I'm still available. I've been here for about 2 years. what gives? Don't ya wanna party with me? woohoo. They lowered my price twice already. I'm a red-hot special, come and get me.

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